Is It Tomorrow Yet?

Please don’t think of me as a terrible person, blogger, etc., it’s just that today (which is almost over) was extremely frustrating.  My mind is such a scrambled mess that any coherent writing at this stage is impossible.  After 15 days without a real shower (no hot water; a story for another day but we lost it during the storm), the plumber finally came this evening…right before dinner.  It’s well after 10:00pm; he just left and we still haven’t eaten.  Hell, I may as well wait until breakfast.   

 I somehow remembered a site I checked out a while back.  There’s nothing like a good oxymoron to turn a frown upside-down.  So here’s a small collection from  There’s plenty more where this list came from so if you’re so inclined…grab a tall drink, slip into your fuzzy slippers, read it and…smile.

 Top 20 List (of a gazillion)

 20. Government Organization

19. Alone Together

18. Personal Computer

17. Silent Scream

16. Living Dead

15. Same Difference

14. Taped Live

13. Plastic Glasses

12. Tight Slacks

11. Peace Force

10. Pretty Ugly

9. Head Butt

8. Working Vacation

7. Tax Return

6. Virtual Reality

5. Dodge Ram

4. Work Party

3. Jumbo Shrimp

2. Healthy Tan

1. Microsoft Works

“Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.”  – Mark Twain, a Biography


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